GOING POSTAL
FEATURE | 98 MIN | WORKPLACE COMEDY / HOLIDAY DRAMEDY / ENSEMBLE
December 20. Everybody needs a miracle. Everybody is in the same line.
LOGLINE
On December 20, veteran postal worker Bob Martin and his exhausted Brooklyn crew face the most punishing day of the Christmas rush: impossible customers, disappearing packages, failing systems and a line that refuses to end. Bob has survived decades behind the counter by replacing optimism with sarcasm, while Linda, Maria and Keisha have developed their own methods for surviving the public. Then recently fired Frank Dunn walks in carrying an old-fashioned package and enough buried desperation to turn the room upside down. Before closing time, a crew trained to move mail must figure out how to move one human being safely through the worst day of his life.
THE STORY
The post office is already losing its mind when the doors open: bad addresses, impossible deadlines, improvised packaging, entitlement, panic and customers convinced federal regulations should make an exception because it's Christmas. Bob is the battle-scarred center of it all—the guy who'll tell you “ZIP code, not zodiac sign” while quietly fixing the mistake you made yourself. Linda maintains order, Maria translates more than languages, and newcomer Keisha still possesses the dangerous belief that customer service can involve liking customers. Together they're an accidental family communicating through looks, insults and the shared knowledge that nobody outside the building understands what this job actually requires.
Then Frank Dunn reaches the counter. Recently fired and ashamed to tell his daughter how badly his life has collapsed, Frank's increasingly erratic behavior is misread by customers until an ordinary postal transaction begins looking frighteningly like something else. Bob recognizes what the room doesn't: Frank isn't there to hurt anybody—he's a man whose identity disappeared with his job and who desperately needs to send one package to his daughter. With the crowd escalating and another crisis involving a teenage thief threatening to push everyone over the edge, the crew stops processing customers and starts protecting people.
By closing time, there is no grand Christmas miracle. The systems still suck, the customers are still customers, and tomorrow there will be another line. But Frank gets his package mailed, a frightened kid receives empathy instead of destruction, and four exhausted postal workers quietly realize how many lives pass across their counter disguised as boxes. After the doors finally lock, Bob, Linda, Maria and Keisha share a little bourbon, a few stories and the strange intimacy earned by surviving another December 20 together.
A PACKAGE IS NEVER JUST A PACKAGE.
Neither snow, nor rain… nor Brooklyn at Christmas.

